Britt Marie "B" for short Christian 20 yrs old Senior @ UCF Nicest person ever. Follow me..you'll be obsessed like a few people. <3

Goodbye.

For the last few months I have had a tracking device installed on my tumblr page. Don’t ask how or why, just accept it. Every time my page was clicked, a picture was clicked or a blog post of mine was clicked, I was notified. ALL of your information was then in my hands; your name, whether or not you have a tumblr, if you are following me, if you are signed in when viewing my page, your location at the time of accessing my page, if you are on a cell phone or a computer, EVERY single thing you EVER viewed, how many times you viewed it, whose page you went through to get to mine, if you had my link saved, if it was bookmarked on your computer and EVERYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF. It was quite comical and somewhat of a shocker to see how many people did not follow me but checked my page as if they did. I never really thought I was that interesting. lol 

So, thank you for the audience. It’s been amazing putting on a show, but I’m afraid my time is up. S/o to the person that viewed 21 pages of mine, the ppl that viewed a particular blog 7 times, the person that got on my page 20 times in one sitting and the person that thought they were using their resources wisely. I’m over social networks, I’m over ego’s, I’m over pettyness and I’m over being stalked. If you really want to know what’s going on in my life, come ask. Social networks are a way for people to know your life, without even asking. So Im taking it back to basics. 

It’s been real. 

To my followers, yall are hilarious. 

To whoever else, I know that you are reading this right now. =]

I’m out!! 

“Now everybody asks me why I’m smiling out from ear to ear.(They say love hurts)But I know(It’s gonna take the real work)”

(Source: cosigned)

fb msg I just got:

with out wasting much time i would like to first introduce my self before we go far.I am a gentleman that has a very high sex drive. Am from Accra Ghana.i came across your beautiful page and got interested in you but i think we don’t no each other very well and it might sound crazy to you.I am a very confidant person. I am a very active person. I am very clean and neat. I have a great deal of respect for the female and I believe the lady in my life should be treated with the up-most amount of affection and honesty with all this my dear am still single.hoping to hear from you

ROTFL.  #ICannot! 

#Trust lol

#Trust lol

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Like really. I&#8217;m so funny i make myself laugh lol (haha see!)

Like really. I’m so funny i make myself laugh lol (haha see!)

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LC stays speaking truth

LC stays speaking truth

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DOESNT THE LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE SPANKY WHEN HE DRESSED UP AS A BALLERINA IN LITTLE RASCALS? ROTFL.

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lmbo. i love her.

nail shop blues.

Im getting my pedi and since they’re talking about me in Chinese Ima talk about them in English! I don’t underatand why they speak in another language in front of guests. HOW RUDE (Stephanie voice)!! Little do they know, I’ve been to enough Chinese buffets in my life and picked up a few words.

“Hong Kong ching chung kriss cross san yung POW” to yall too!!!!!


Ps, they are playing Sydney white which features my BEAUTIFUL school, The Univeristy of Central Florida! :)

This just reminded me that i have to pay my illuminati dues.

This just reminded me that i have to pay my illuminati dues.

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